By Dean Li

Kathy Griffin's crusade to grace the cover of as many magazines as possible finally succeeded with her sharing the cover of the prestigious and widely-read Irish American magazine. While she may have failed to chart on Maxim's Hot 100 (or 1000, for that matter), Kathy made Irish American's Top 100. And they gave her an award, too. At the awards ceremony, "Irish for the Evening" Hilary Clinton snubbed Kathy, who subsequently creeped even herself out by exhibiting some very questionable stalker behavior as she walked uninvited into Clinton's photo ops.

Unfortunately, Star Magazine didn't share the same love for Kathy. In her quest to become the redheaded Oprah, Kathy randomly handed out money to poor women on the street. Star sent their best reporter, of course, to cover such a monumental event: one who called her Kathy Lee and bought a disposable camera to take pictures. Only the best when you're Kathy Lee Griffin. Luckily, Kathy had a backup plan as her assistant taped the events to accidentally "leak" the footage on YouTube. Anything to sell tickets help the people.

By Dean Li

Female comedians have come a long way in recent years when it comes to hosting the major award shows. Ellen's hosting gig at the Oscars probably fulfilled a lifelong dream of a little girl. And Kathy Griffin got to experience the same thing. Almost. In her case, the "major award show" was the Gay Porn Awards. When you wish upon a star... At least she got a gift basket out of it. Hopefully it included a harness, 'cause you know Kathy's right when she says those never go out of style.

And just one month after selling out Carnegie Hall, Kathy found herself struggling to fill seats at the dining hall of a local prison. Hey, it's not easy to compete with Prison Break airing at the same time. Anyone else find it ironic that prisoners love Prison Break? Maybe it's just me, but showing Prison Break in prison seems as smart to me as showing United 93 as the in-flight movie.